Experienced EA wanted
Must meet the following qualifications:
READ MINDS . . . anticipate ALL needs before stated.
PREDICT FUTURE . . . take initiative to address problems before they occur.
PERFORM MAGICAL ACTS . . . resolve conflicts and problem solve independently and quickly.
DUPLICATE SELF TO BE IN AT LEAST 15 PLACES AT ONE TIME . . . develop and leverage a support/networking system
JUGGLE AT LEAST 20 BALLS IN THE AIR AT ONE TIME . . . handle multiple priorities with finesse.
BE A CONTORTIONIST . . . be flexible, agile, and flow-to-the-work with a smile.
Special thanks to Cindy, Terry, Mary Ann, Christine and Debbie for this great ad. These star assistants created this stellar want ad recently when attending a Star Achievement Series class.